Jennifer Aniston Hates The Rachel, or, Axl Rose Was Touched by a Hippie

 

So last week, Jennifer Aniston finally said it – the one thing that could say that would allow me to respect her. She HATED the RACHEL HAIRCUT. Jen told Alure Magazine not only that she’s not terribly fond of the cut. In fact, she says “I think it was the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen.”

Harsh.

Now that it’s out in the open, I think that she probably feels the same relief that I do. What a horrible haircut it was, and what a horrible legacy it’s left for the women of America, with their stupid multi-colored bouncy layer cuts.

There are certainly worse signature haircuts.

Now I have to admit, there are many hairstyles one could look back on with regret than “The Rachel.” Tthere are some styles that, when we look back on them, should be viewed with at least similar levels of regret. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
George Clooney, for instance, has had a few bad ones. Take, for example, his Facts of Life era do:

I seem to recall the scent of Drakkar Noir…

Naturally, I have to include both Vanilla Ice Classic…

…and of course, the mug shot bowl cut:

If you take off the hair, you will see that he is made of Lego.

All the guys in Rush:

Oh, Canada!

I’m pleased to say that I don’t know why Kellie Pickler is famous. I do know, however, that she has made some terrible missteps. One is to be slightly less informed about the world than a tub of Jello. The other was this hair:

Don’t worry Kellie. Your goldfish brain will have forgotten about this by morning.

Axl Rose used to rock harder than anyone. Then he got his hair done by a hippie at Venice Beach.

But at least we can always count on Courtney Love to hit one out of the park.

So Jennifer, please take a look around, and reconsider. The Rachel really wasn’t all that bad now, was it?