'GQ' Offers Three April 2012 Covers: A Trio Of Snores

GQ's first-ever "Style" issue for April 2012 features a tri-fold of covers, featuring three men in handsome suits... which I lasbhwdkh... oops, so sorry, I dozed off there for a minute. Is this really the best they can do: Cute as pie, albeit wholly unproven Dave Franco (James Franco's lil' bro) from upcoming 21 Jump Street re-do flick, over-hyped R&B artist Drake and Mad Men's John Slattery, who's starring in new indie film In Our Nature. B-level talent on a grade-A mag? Not overly impressed.

But my heavens, doesn't Dave Franco resemble James in a remarkable family way? He is awfully adorable. *